The New T.V.



Save me

   I love to watch T.V. especially if there is a big game on or Glee, I mean a Rambo movie, or even the latest Baywatch episode.  What!  They took it off the air.  What were they thinking?  David Haselhoff is like the biggest thing, in Germany and Pamela has two of the biggest things, three if you count the video of her and Tommy Lee, the world has ever seen.  Sorry, I think of her and I get distracted, my wife that is.  She is going to kick my ass for talking about Pamela.  She's just jealous.

  Oh yeah, television, where was I?  My kids have grown to like T.V. as much as I do and we have been trying to come up with a solution to cut it back, with no recent luck.  That is until now.  We have figured a way to get our kids away from the television and do the laundry for us, leaving me more time to watch Glee, I mean the Hockey Game.  I kid you not.  If you put away a lot of money and go buy the top of the line Electrolux washer and dryer, which both have glass doors, your kids will stop watching television and start watching the laundry, no fooling.  If the kids are young start with a stuffed animal cycle, really their own cycle, and let them sit and watch their favourite stuffy go for a bath and a tumble.  Once the wash is complete shift them to the dryer and let the kids watch them get all fluffy again.  Now I don't know how long this will last so be creative and mix your whites and reds and let them see how everything turns pink.  If you don't do it they will, guaranteed.

  Hey guys, Scooby Doo is on.  Are you kidding dad, Scooby is in a spin cycle fighting with Patches the Bear for the window seat.  Be cautioned, they may enjoy it so much that they try to climb in, so parental supervision is required.  Grab some snacks, a cold drink and pull up a seat.  If you need more information on where to pick up these bad boy television distractors just let me know, I will hook you up.  Watch the video and see what you are missing.