Writing my Wrong

  Have you ever said something or, in my case, written something that was taken the wrong way.  You think you know what your saying and you can hear your own thoughts the way they are meant.  Unfortunately, when someone else hears or reads these words they hear something completely different, which is not always a great thing.  A reference to the fat chick gets read and people think I mean a reference to a woman, when I was actually referring to our trip to the farm.  By the way this didn't really happen, it's just an example, really.
  Whenever I post a blog I put it on my wife's facebook as well as my own and I add little comments to get peoples attention.  I don't always inform my wife of the comments that I place on her facebook, which has led to confusion on her part when responding to feedback comments.  On my Bagpipes and Podatoes blog I placed a comment on my wife's facebook that said "(insert sister in laws name), back off", which led to some questions for my wife about what was wrong between the two of them.  First of all, I apologize for the confusion as the comment was meant to be "(insert sister in laws name),  back off my man".  If you read the blog you would have seen that I complimented my sister in law a couple times, which led to the comment.  Let me spell it out.  I mentioned her legs and her hot little number (a dress), which in my head led to my wife saying "hey, back off my man".  Sorry for any confusion to those that commented.  I am curious, those that asked if there was tension between my wife and her sister, did you read the blog?
  As for anyone else that I have offended over the time I have been writing these blogs I do apologize as it is all meant in fun.  In most cases I have exaggerated the facts or embellished things, including my wife.  After all, she didn't skip away from a "giant" snake leaving her kids behind, she actually skipped away from a small snake, still leaving her kids behind.  As for the young lady that I mentioned in the above blog, regarding 7 years.  I was just teasing, he is probably saving lots of money for a big rock to offer when the time is right.  Either that or he's nuts.  And your mom, she's not crazy, she's a mom and you will find out for yourself one day when you have your own kids that it's not easy, and from what I have been told it never gets easier.  I guess that means I am crazy for the rest of my life, which I can live with.
  And just to set the record straight, I do poke fun at myself and will again soon.  After all, I need to get it out that wearing the apron in the family may be a sexist comment, but it is also very breezy.  Stay tuned for the rest of this story, you may be shocked at what you see.  Oh, and by the way, I am not saying I won't pick on you again some day, but it will be all in fun and I will do my best to allow my sarcasm to shine through.